me: *looks at self in the mirror*

me: *narrows eyes*

me: you…

me:

me:

me: you disappoint me.

Anonymous asked:

dating advice?

Darling Dimples Answer:

magnezone:

everybody is an enormous waste of time 

broshied:

as cool as it is to have a close group of friends on tumblr, i want to make that one friend that i can talk to about anything and we become best friends and send each other cute messages and things in the mail and all that good stuff.  then one day we eventually get to meet and it’s like some scene from a movie where we slowly run at each other in the middle of the airport and hug. 

(via markblckthorne)

broshied:

as cool as it is to have a close group of friends on tumblr, i want to make that one friend that i can talk to about anything and we become best friends and send each other cute messages and things in the mail and all that good stuff.  then one day we eventually get to meet and it’s like some scene from a movie where we slowly run at each other in the middle of the airport and hug. 

(via mamaarachne)

tyleroakley:

twentyfourthdropout:

petercapalldi:

MY PRINCIPAL CALLED EVERYONE IN THE SCHOOL AND LEFT THIS MESSAGE HELP I CANT BREATHE

Can someone please make a remix

slipRAYYYYYY

(Source: petercapalldi, via fangirlingforevermore)

fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

(via laugh-addict)